How To Build a Tiny House

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How To Build a Tiny House

“I want to live in a small house!” Sure! Why not? I'll help you with that! “Uh, thanks but no thanks. I don't need your help. I’ll just visit Amazon’s website and browse there. It’s a lot easier and I can have a lot of options. So, just sod off.” *silence* I’m not sure if I should laugh or give you a million uppercuts. I’ll forget the ‘sod off’ thing. You don't have to be rude to cover up your stupidity. Really. So, tell me about that thing about Amazon. Are you sure you are trying to buy a house for humans or a doll house? Anyway, I won't bother on that. It’s your silly choice. But I'll tell you the things that you have to remember if you want to start living in a tiny house.

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First of all, you can’t buy a house at Amazon. You buy stuff there and they deliver it to your house. Is that clear? Cool. Second, if you are trying to live in a tiny small house, you have to use your research skills. Identify what type of tiny home you want to own. You have to know also what designs you like for it. You can choose between the traditional or the ultra-modern design.

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Of course, you can’t live in a house without anything in it! Decide what things you want to have inside your new humble and tiny abode. From furniture to toiletries. And this is where Amazon comes in, do you understand? However, when buying your furniture, make sure that you consider the size of your small house. You can’t buy a living room set furniture that could almost eat up the entire space of your house. Remember: you have to breathe, OK? We, humans, need to breathe. Next, you have to choose whether you will build your dream house or just purchase a new one. Whatever you chose between the two, you need to know how much it will cost and make sure you can afford. *winks*

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I guess you can start planning your small home now. Just remember all those things and all will be well. And please, research more about Amazon, OK bozo? *flying kiss*